I HATE PEACHES NOW AND FOREVER (IF FOREVER MEANS UNTIL TOMORROW)
He is getting personal with his blog, where I just had to set up mine for a class and figured I'd have some fun with it.
Counterpointe #1: I was kidding about the fair weather business. This kid's sense of humor is as non-existent as a Houston Texans win.
Counterpointe #2: I figured that, like most other fans in the MLB, you guys wouldn't be interested in the White Sox. Getting drunk and not watching baseball is way more fun at Wrigley. However, I will say this right now, I will never set foot in Wrigley Field ever again with the way the Cubs fans are reacting to the Sox big wins.
Counterpointe #4: You just LOVE Houston so much you're leaving in 3 weeks.
Counterpointe #1: I was kidding about the fair weather business. This kid's sense of humor is as non-existent as a Houston Texans win.
Counterpointe #2: I figured that, like most other fans in the MLB, you guys wouldn't be interested in the White Sox. Getting drunk and not watching baseball is way more fun at Wrigley. However, I will say this right now, I will never set foot in Wrigley Field ever again with the way the Cubs fans are reacting to the Sox big wins.
Counterpointe #4: You just LOVE Houston so much you're leaving in 3 weeks.
posted by Jess W at 6:55 AM
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Dammit, it's hard to proffer a re-rebuttal, and yes, you've had way more sex than me in the past 2 years. Perhaps I should become a monk?
Oh God, referencing the Texans is like saying the LA Clippers are bad. Good gravy!
But seriously folks, I don't hate - I tolerate. And yes, I'm leaving, but that's because as much of an Astros fan as I am, its too fucking hot in this town in the summer, and hurricanes scare me more than bridges, bees and spiders combined.
Ok, I may have gotten laid more...but you did get married while you were drunk in New Orleans. So you have more ex-wives.
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